Bureau of Inaction
THE EXISTENTIAL THUMB
A certified exercise in glacial affirmation. Once begun, it cannot be rushed.
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TIME REMAINING
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ACKNOWLEDGE
CERTIFICATE OF DELIBERATE ACHIEVEMENT
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EFFORT EXPENDED
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COMMITMENT TO MINIMAL EFFORT
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